Yea muthafucka, Wuz crackalackin' n' welcome ta mah tumblr page biaaatch! If you find suttin' you fancy stay alllll muthafuckin day.... n' if you dont stay forever anyway. Right back up in yo muthafuckin ass. Seriously what tha fuck else can you do wit all dat extra time seein as yo ass is skanky like me n' we both know what tha fuck dat means muthafucka! Forever Alone....

teamrocketing:

before humans and dogs were friends who fixed dog ears when they went inside out

(via lamefawn)

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happafaith:

I moved into a new house and I was looking out my window on the second floor and I still have no idea what the hell is going on

happafaith:

I moved into a new house and I was looking out my window on the second floor and I still have no idea what the hell is going on

(Source: neyagawa, via greatwhitenorthernlights)

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23 minutes ago

gay8:

riddle me this atheists: if god isn’t real then who is inside the kleenex box pushing up the next tissue

(Source: thisblogisnotgovernmentapproved, via toofabforthisplanet)

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26 minutes ago

vagiants:

Me: *before I take my first bite*

Mom: is it good?

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27 minutes ago

ammit420:

*white highschooler voice* im just honest w/ my parents about my drinking and smoking and they respect that. forreal dude you should just tell your parents straight up what you’re doing and theyll appreciate it :)

(via toofabforthisplanet)

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Posted
27 minutes ago

white people bios be like:

kobetyrant:

Mackenzie. 15. Montana. Indie music. Welcome to a special part of my mind. I’m white but I identify as Spanish/Walgreens gift card. Sherlock. I follow back 🌸flower child🌸

(via toofabforthisplanet)

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Posted
28 minutes ago
danainthedogpark:

thatnanda:

baby-and-cakes:

gratuitoustext:

I only took one picture today. It was beautiful.

thatnanda
The spice rack!!!!!

ALL RIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGHT!

danainthedogpark:

thatnanda:

baby-and-cakes:

gratuitoustext:

I only took one picture today. It was beautiful.

thatnanda

The spice rack!!!!!

ALL RIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGHT!

(via toofabforthisplanet)

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29 minutes ago
memeguy-com:

I was worried I wouldnt get along with my roommate but then I walked into the room and saw this

memeguy-com:

I was worried I wouldnt get along with my roommate but then I walked into the room and saw this

(via toofabforthisplanet)

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29 minutes ago

magoberry:

FUCK nintendo (opens my wallet) i CANNOT believe they’re selling this shit (pulls out $150) an entirely new fucking console that’s exactly like the old one (gives money to cashier) all it is is a new fucking button the 3ds doesnt have (goes home with my new 3ds ll) this is fucking bullshit god damn it (buys and plays all the games that come out for it) fuck nintendo

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31 minutes ago
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