Yea muthafucka, Wuz crackalackin' n' welcome ta mah tumblr page biaaatch! If you find suttin' you fancy stay alllll muthafuckin day.... n' if you dont stay forever anyway. Right back up in yo muthafuckin ass. Seriously what tha fuck else can you do wit all dat extra time seein as yo ass is skanky like me n' we both know what tha fuck dat means muthafucka! Forever Alone....
disturbingly-average:

i am 99.999% sure that literally everyone knows steve irwin is australian

disturbingly-average:

i am 99.999% sure that literally everyone knows steve irwin is australian

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miggylol:

pumpkin spice candles soon

pumpkin lattes soon

pumpkin everything

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pixelkitties:

So the Fifty Shades of Gray Grey trailer is out…

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Dad:I'm going out, you know the rules, right?
Me:Shoot first, ask questions later, and watch over Sammy.
Dad:....
Dad:what
Me:what
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thepondsaregone:

thorinoakenbutt:

castielandpie:

poryqon:

it bothers me that Kansas and Arkansas are not pronounced the same

I’m from the UK and I have been pronouncing Arkansas as Ar-Kansas my whole life

For all my non-american friends, Arkansas is pronounced ark-an-saw

WHAT

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burntoutandhopeless:

creepsvillecentral666:

Reasons why October is the best month:

  • Cold but dry weather 
  • Everything is pretty colours
  • Pumpkin pie
  • Pumpkin coffee
  • Everything being made to look spooky
  • Horror movies on TV all the time
  • Halloween
  • Jumper weather
  • Dressing up as scary things
  • Hot drinks
  • Lots of sweets

The smell of dying leaves

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demibloods:

why aren’t we talking about this more.

demibloods:

why aren’t we talking about this more.

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braydaaan:

do u ever wonder if your future partner follows you on tumblr

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Anonymous asked: How did you lose you virginity?


Answer:

rickymartinofficial:

i had sex

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